Inside ALTCO

Smooth-Brained Certified Apparel

Altco Apparel is a fast-fashion online clothing destination serving the ape community. We strive to bring the dankest memes and the drippest merch to stonk hodlers and tendie lovers alike.


Hodl the Rags, Buy the Drip

ALTCO was born from our love of stonks and our hate towards the global financial system. Not only do we take pride in hodling strong since January with our diamond hands but also in our apparel line that boasts unique custom-made illustrations created in collaboration with independent designers. Browse through our site and check out the latest additions to our collection, and feel free to get in touch with one of our apes if you need any assistance. Hodl the Rags, Buy the Drip!


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